Monday, April 6, 2009

A Winter-Long Hiatus

Remember the apple crisp a la mode we introduced back in October? Stop eating it. It's spring, and bathing suit season will soon be leering at you in the dressing room mirror (and hopefully not at Lane Bryant).

The slovenly, fresh-out-of-the-cave look is no longer permissible. If you have that jaundiced, sickly pallor to you, try getting out in the sun. World of Warcraft and re-runs of Battlestar Gallactica will still be there when you return. We promise.

Between trips to the spa and grueling spin classes, Teri TiVos.

This allots her a bountiful, productive day without compromising her shows. We suggest you do the same, both for the sake of your fitness as well as your social life. This way, you can't conjure up lame-ass excuses as to why you're not working out and getting things done.

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