If you've kept abreast of the tabloids like Teri has, you'd know that the Obamas have finally decided on a dog. This factoid takes precedence over pirate hostage crises, earthquakes, and Sri Lankan truce talks.
Why? Because puppies are cute and hostage situations aren't.
And, if you've been reading closely, you'd know that the Portuguese Water Dog not only fits Obama's hypoallergenic standard, but also bears an appearance eerily similar to that of the late Rick James.
Coincidence? Or mass socialist conspiracy?
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