Why Teri?

As a paragon of maternal excellence, Terase Martin has been what pop culture deems a "super mom" for well over two decades. Mother of three grown boys, Teri married her high school sweetheart and has resided at the Jersey Shore for over forty years. Seasoned in all things domestic, ranging from the obvious to the obscure, Teri's wisdom goes unparalleled. From getting out tough stains to home remedies, the answers are here. Teri debunks urban household myths and settles every clueless new homeowner's concerns. She's well-versed in potty training methods, gardening, and the art of bargain shopping, to name a few. Teri also settles confusion surrounding social nuances and awkward dinner parties, granting readers like you sound advice on how to handle such situations with surprising grace and poise.

Don't let the mini-van fool you. Teri frequents the gym every day for early morning spin classes and always has an immaculate mani-pedi combo. She's tan, toned, and her house is spotless and smells incredible. Her family is well-fed, well-groomed, and well-mannered without being dull and lifeless. She's organized and on top of her game. Her home decor is tasteful, and as for her cooking, let's just say she's Rachel Ray without the saddlebags and crappy catchphrases.

In other words, she's a machine.

The most frequently asked question about Teri has always been, of course:

"How does she always keep her shit together?"

We at Teri's Touch often find ourselves asking the same exact thing. All we can tell you is to keep reading, and hope that her wisdom rubs off on you.